|Open letter to Bill O'Reilly
||[Dec. 18th, 2005|11:26 pm]
Have you ever paused to consider the etymology of "holidays"? This is complicated, so please bear with me.
"holy" + "days" = "holidays"
Feel free to verify in any authoritative source. If there really were a secular liberal academic elite War on Christmas, one would think that the perpetrators would have used a word that was the slightest bit secular to begin with. Furthermore, it's not as though this etymology is anything short of completely fucking obvious.
In conclusion, stop ruining my Christmas, and happy holidays.